So, some crypto “expert” just came up with the dumbest clickbait ever creating a list of coins that are about to “explode” by next summer. Surprise, surprise. So before you go planning to mortgage your house and bet it all on DogeRocketMoonCoin, let’s pump the brakes and use our noodle. This is not to say that this is a get-rich-quick scheme, rather this is speculation verging on gambling. I'm here to offer a dose of reality, a principled skeptic's take on this volatile "asset class."

Governance: Who's Really in Charge?

Forget the glitzy whitepapers and the big decentralization dreams. Who actually controls these projects? Is it really a distributed network, or are a few dozen developers and their early investors calling the shots? This is crucial. Without intelligent, transparent, and ethical governance, a calamity is sure to follow. In the crypto space, we all sadly know too well pump and dumps, rug pulls, and other forms of insider manipulation.

Think of it like this: would you invest in a company where the CEO made all the decisions in secret, with no board oversight or shareholder input? Of course not. And crypto should be no exception — but all too often, it is! The problem is that most of these projects are opaque, unaccountable, and frankly, terrifying.

If the answer to any of these questions is no, then move forward with great trepidation. And if you can’t even locate the answers, run for the hills.

  • Is the decision-making process clear and documented?
  • Are there mechanisms to prevent malicious actors from gaining control?
  • Is there a community governance model in place, and is it actually effective?

Let's be blunt: most of these "exploding" cryptos are high-risk, speculative investments. They’re much knottier and much more dangerous—they’re more like penny stocks than widely held, core assets. Market capitalization, trading volume, and liquidity are important metrics. They show a crypto’s short-term volatility as well as its ability to generate long-term gains. Many of these hyped coins have such small market caps that they are incredibly easy to manipulate.

Risk Assessment: Are You Prepared to Lose It All?

Consider a parallel: the dot-com bubble. So, everyone was throwing billions of dollars at these internet companies that had no revenue, no business model, no value. We all know how that ended. Crypto, in many ways, feels eerily similar.

Now, use this framework on each one of those 20 “explosive” cryptos. If you’ve done your homework, I’ll wager that you’ve determined that the overwhelming majority of them are high risk.

Am I a Luddite? No. But I do consider myself a graduate of the school of fiscal conservatism, sound money, and a belief in smart government and a stable financial system. In reality, crypto as currently constituted undermines all of those things. The absence of strong regulation is a double-edged sword. Sure, it frees states to innovate and experiment, but it provides fertile ground for fraud and abuse.

FactorLow RiskMedium RiskHigh Risk
Market Cap> $10B$1B - $10B< $1B
Trading Volume (24h)> $100M$10M - $100M< $10M
LiquidityHighModerateLow
GovernanceRobustDevelopingNonexistent

Most advocates of crypto will claim decentralization as one of its greatest strengths. What happens when something goes wrong? Who do you call if your coins vanish in the ether or the project tanks? There’s no FDIC insurance, no regulatory oversight, no safety net. You're on your own.

Traditional Values in a Digital World

This is not an attempt to stifle innovation, as some have claimed, but an effort to protect investors and preserve the integrity of our financial system. What we want — and what the crypto world really needs — are clear, consistent regulations that protect against the unique risks of crypto while promoting innovation. This means responsibility on your part. Consider this your warning to do your own research and not fall victim to hype.

Before jumping into crypto, consider more traditional investments: stocks, bonds, real estate. These companies may not provide the same upside as a potential unicorn, but they carry a lot less risk. Remember, slow and steady wins the race. In any case, often the most impressive investment is not the one you make.

If it seems like it’s too good to be true, it is. The lure of easy money is a siren song that has promised fortune to investors and led innumerable to their ruin. Don't be one of them.

Before jumping into crypto, consider more traditional investments: stocks, bonds, real estate. They may not offer the same potential for explosive growth, but they also come with significantly less risk. Remember, slow and steady wins the race. And sometimes, the most exciting investment is the one you don't make.

If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is. The promise of effortless riches is a siren song that has lured countless investors to their doom. Don't be one of them.